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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7858 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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