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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2245 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4701 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!
