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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1892 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness