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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	240
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6581	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	38986	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ores Mined:	2595	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3416	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	743291

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Crops Grown:	8034

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!