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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5288 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8360 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!