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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

BlockyWar: Minecraft Server

Africa, aggression, BlockyWar, CASUALTIES, Conflict, discrimination, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, human rights violations, imperialism, international relations, Manipulation, military intervention, Minecraft, Propaganda, racism, russia, Server, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1045	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7646
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Russia be sending young Africans to fight in their war against Ukraine! But don’t worry, on our server, we only send zombies to fight in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! It’s a wild ride, fam! Plus, we got a secret underground base where you can chill with llamas and pandas while sippin’ on some potion of invisibility. So come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CreeperCaptiveNoa’sHouse

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

CreeperCashless: Spend more, blow up less!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we be ballin’ outta control with dem cashless payments, ya feel me? Like, research done by some super smart peeps say dat when u use a credit card, debit card, or even a buy-now-pay-later service, u end up spendin’ way more money than if u just used cold hard cash, bro. So come join us on dis server where we be flexin’ our digital wallets and makin’ it rain diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, fam. #cashlessballers #minecraftmoneygang #digitaldollarz

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5658	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join Onolumi, the master of building epic castles out of diamond blocks, or challenge Amiya Aranha to a duel in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the treacherous caves filled with creepers and zombies, while Kiki will teach you how to tame a herd of explosive sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Mozumi Pichi riding a dragon through the skies, raining down TNT on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to hang out with Riona, Clauvio, Karin, Super Meche, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale, and Jorunna as they embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server, where every block holds a new adventure and every player is a potential prankster. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

CraftyLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1107	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Potions Brewed:	198
Endless Night Skies:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

PocketTripCancelLOL

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Holy Grails Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5476	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend canceling your dream holiday? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this poor soul’s failed vacation plans.

We promise you won’t be left stranded like this guy with a useless voucher and a demanding ex-partner. Instead, you’ll have the time of your life building, exploring, and battling creepers with your new virtual pals.

Don’t be like this guy, stuck with a non-refundable ticket to heartbreak. Join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a holiday when you have a Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
New Chunks Explored:	582417	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!

CraftyCologneAirportSuspect

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We got creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons doin’ the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?

BedtimeCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5217
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?