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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7626 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!