provocatively Minecraft Servers

provocatively Minecraft Servers

  • NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

    NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 6419
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Towns Built: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

    Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

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  • DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

    DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3821
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

    And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

    BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3432
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

    CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 5723
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 989 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 49 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

    OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyLovePenisCraft

    BlockyLovePenisCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 679
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Potions Brewed: 92 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shileo12

    Shileo12
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5519
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this new Minecraft community? Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community.
    What kind of world can I expect? You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends.
    Can I build my own town in this world? Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you.
    Is trading with other towns permitted? Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste.
    What about losing items? Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Realms 1.20

    Eternal Realms 1.20
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3382
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

    Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

    So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBros Minecraft Server

    BabyBros Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4753
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1134 Ores Mined: 1339
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

    Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • NoBullyZoneMC

    NoBullyZoneMC
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1239
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

    Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

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  • KidLogicMinecraftSMP

    KidLogicMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 360 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

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    OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

    But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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