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The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

MAGA ChudCraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, divisive rhetoric, extremism, internet culture, MAGA, online behavior, online outrage, out of control, political activism, political discourse, political polarization, Politics, PritzkerForPrez, Server, social media, Trump supporters, Trumpism, twitter, viral tweet

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crops Grown:	9688
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with MAGA chuds wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is MAGA chud-free guaranteed! Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of political nonsense ruining your fun.

Our server is so safe from MAGA chuds that we’ve even heard rumors of Pritzker himself logging on to play and show his support for our peaceful community. Who knew the governor had such mad building skills?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to laugh at all the ridiculousness happening around you. Build, explore, and have a great time without any MAGA chud drama getting in your way.

NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP

activism, Anarchism, Anti-establishment, BELIEF, CHANGE, communism, defiance, empowerment, freedom, Liberation, NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP, nonconformity, protest, Punk Rock, Radicalism, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	6751	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t believe in cops, bosses, or politicians – some call it anarchy, but we call it having a freaking heart that beats! If you’re all about freedom and never giving up, then this is the place for you. We do what we gotta do to be able to breathe, and if you’ve quit your job, well, you can do a little breathing with us too.

We may not have a punk rock song that’ll change the world, but we’ve got a couple of stories that’ll change you. So, tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up!

Join us on this wild ride where communism will win – because why not? Come be a part of our crazy community and let’s have some fun together in this Minecraft world like no other.

NoMILAllowedTrip

aita, cultural trip, Disappointment, Europe, family trip, History, husband, hypothetical trip, Literature, London, long-term planning, MIL, Mother, mother daughter trip, mother-in-law, NoMILAllowedTrip, shared interests, sister, tailored itinerary, vibe of the trip

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring family trips where everyone gets along and has a great time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Farms Harvested:	126
Enchantments Applied:	213	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9135
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	416511	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4992

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!