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LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4761	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1479	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	858
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!