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MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mines Excavated:	4680

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

FearFactorSMP

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearFactorSMP, irrational fear, Phobia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Votes:	3524	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	404057
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ores Mined:	5935
Star Shards Collected:	112	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

MineCraftyDisasters

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, Experience, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Life, life lessons, Loss, MineCraftyDisasters, overcoming obstacles, Pain, personal growth, resilience, Struggle, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, worst day

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6863	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	3854	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!