New Minecraft Servers 2025

Protruding Boot Parody Minecraft Servers

Protruding Boot Parody Minecraft Servers

  • “Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

    “Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4045
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

    1block.ddns.net:4426

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

    CaesarCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Zombie Dances: 0

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

    But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

    Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

    Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 769
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

    We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

    And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

    NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3756
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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    come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

    NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2358
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

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    OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

    This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineBet Minecraft Server

    MineBet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5724
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 860
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6618 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ores Mined: 2224
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

    Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’/BritCraft SMP”’

    ”’/BritCraft SMP”’
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 6316
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

    Under $100 SMP Lifechanger
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1797
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2202
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Crops Grown: 4198 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

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    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

    PixelatedMidlifeCrisis
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9003
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4234
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Divine Spears Created: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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