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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1202 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6750 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!