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CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	2047
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Zombie Dances:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Infernal Machines Built:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!