ProtoBuf Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6259

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchantments Applied:	184	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crops Grown:	3034	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Farms Harvested:	105	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	55
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8286	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	92
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dimension Hops:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	113
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3537	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	8732
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!