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“Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server

Acting, bad, bad shows, Character development, Characters, compelling characters, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, frustrating, Great, great characters, lackluster shows, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Plot, Redemption, Server, shows, talented actors, television, Trapped, underutilized, viewer disappointment, wasted potential, Writing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of watching boring TV shows with lame characters? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a wacky twist that will have you laughing for days! Join us and you’ll find great characters from all your favorite shows who have been magically transported into the Minecraft world. Imagine Spongebob building a pineapple house, or Rick and Morty trying to survive in a blocky universe. It’s a hilarious mashup that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and escape the mundane world of bad TV shows – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

Adventures, at your service, Automation, Be a mutt, blocks, convenience, delivered free, digital transformation, efficiency, futuristic, get shot in your house, home security, innovation, Minecraft, Modern Living, mutts, online delivery, Safety, SECURITY, smart home, Stay home, Technology, virtual reality, Wooftastic, zogbots final form

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8958
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	3154
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

The Cheating Creeper

BETRAYAL, career, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, creeper, Deception, Deception in Relationships, Emotional rollercoaster, financial stress, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, Lying Girlfriend, med school, nursing, online dating, relationship issues, Self Discovery, self esteem, Tinder, Trust, White Lies

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

#Readme, blocky, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, graphics, japanese, Japanese locale, Memecraft, memes, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8997	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	298	Potions Brewed:	129
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

argentina, Asian diaspora, blocks, Brazilians, China, China Town, Chinese, controversy, currency swap lines, Diversity, economic assistance, Equal, Foreign Minister, Government, government official, japanese, Korean, madness, Media, Minecraft, monkeys, people, racism, Whites

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Votes:	5857	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Animals Bred:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Towns Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!