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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2545 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6651 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 | Star Shards Collected: | 279 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!