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BelarusBlock Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the Armenia PM was all like “i ain’t goin to Belarus as long as that Lukashenko dude is there”? well, that’s cuz he heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and he didn’t wanna miss out on all the craziness goin on there! like, we got pigs flyin around with diamond wings, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide, it’s INSANE! plus, if u join now, u get a free llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva, like who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?! so come join us and let’s make Lukashenko jealous that he ain’t invited to the party! -
JewCraft: No Protesters Allowed!
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even anti-israel protesters tried to infiltrate it! can you believe that? they were like, “we gotta get in on this sick server action, man!” but nah, they got shut down real quick by the mods.this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build the craziest structures and battle epic monsters. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.
so, if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft history, join this server now! trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky protesters, they might try to steal your loot!
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DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!
we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.
so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
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SydneyCraft GazaWars
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if the US Consulate in Sydney got, like, totally wrecked over some war in Gaza. that’s the level of craziness you’ll find on this server, dude.join us if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and wild Minecraft experience ever. we’ve got explosions, we’ve got crazy battles, we’ve got players who will stop at nothing to dominate the server. it’s like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. come join us and see just how wild things can get. but be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
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PutinKidnapperCraft
Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a quest to save Putin from being arrested for being the “biggest child kidnapper.” Like, what even is happening, right? But hey, if you wanna be a hero and save Putin from the clutches of the Nobel Peace Prize winner, then this server is the place to be! Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and stuff. So like, join now and be part of the most insane adventure ever! Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🐷 -
SamsungCraft: Strike Edition
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have samsung workers striking left and right, it’s like a virtual protest but with pickaxes and creepers. be a part of history as we witness the first strike in the company’s history, who knew minecraft could be so revolutionary? join now for a chance to overthrow the oppressive diamond overlords and create a better world for all blockkind. plus, we have free virtual snacks in the virtual break room (sorry, no virtual coffee, we’re on a budget). don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today! #minecraftrevolution #virtualprotest #blockoverlords -
CraftyWars Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
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GenderBenderCraft
OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution