Will you take on the role of a master spy trying to uncover government secrets in the bustling cities of the USA or will you be a fearless warrior fighting for the glory of the PRC in the treacherous mountains of China?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Canadians have developed a secret weapon that can control the minds of players, turning them into dancing llamas with rainbow-colored fur! Will you join forces with the Canadians to harness this power for good or will you fight against them to keep the server from falling into chaos?
Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and more llamas than you can shake a diamond sword at! Can you help decide the winner in this epic battle of PRC vs USA (with Canada annexed Mexico made a protectorate)? Only time will tell on our electrifying Minecraft server!
oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.
but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!
BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS