🍆💦protection of the innocent. Minecraft Servers

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

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come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

play.astrify.net

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Revolutionary protection of the innocent. Minecraft Servers

LoveCraftedMC

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MineCraftyLove

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CraftyGhanaianWarriors

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Eternity SMP

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Astrify SMP

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Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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SisTallProbsMC

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PixelPretties

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Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Zombie Dances:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1762
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3