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28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	5284	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Towns Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Treeless Wasteland: Where Minecraft Trees Go to Die

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Capital Wasteland is the place to be! But seriously, have you ever wondered why there are no trees growing there? Well, on our server, the reason is because the creepers keep blowing them up every time they try to grow! It’s like a never-ending battle between nature and explosions.

But don’t worry, because on our server, we have diamond armor that can protect you from any creeper blast. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Capital Wasteland. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

SadNamasteCraft – Where even griefing is done with good vibes!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some absolutely INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome that even Angry Rantman himself, aka Abhradeep Saha, used to play on it before he tragically passed away. His ghost still roams around, giving players tips on how to build the most epic structures.

2. Our spawn point is located in Nava Shevha, where the legendary Ranjeet used to rule with an iron fist. Join our server and you might just uncover hidden treasures left behind by this super famous ruler.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, creeper pigs that explode into confetti, and skeleton cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Modded Mayhem – Crafty Chaos Awaits!”/”Crafty Chaos – Modded Mayhem Awaits!”/”Modded Madness – Crafty Chaos Awaits!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

🌟 Magical Edition 🌟

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s straight up magical? Look no further! Join us for some Modded Minecraft fun where we discuss modpacks, projects, build ideas, and more! And hey, if you’re working on a mod or a pack, keep us updated for some epic feedback!

📰 NEWS FLASH: All legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated! But fear not, use PollyMC to keep playing the game without a M$ account. Say goodbye to those pesky restrictions!

🔗 USEFUL LINKS: – Need to find some mods on Curseforge? Check out this handy search tool! – Tired of M$? Say no more with the Flavor of the Month Launcher! – Got shafted by M$ and need a server authentication option? Look no further than SeamlessAuth! – Looking for ideas, albums, resources, and inspiration? Check out these amazing links! – Still have questions? Read our General FAQ before asking for mod-making guides or where to download stuff! – Want to know about mods, modpacks, and guides? Check out our handy guide before asking what modpacks you should play!

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just fall from the sky and land right into the heart of our server! 🚀💫 Join us now for a magical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Quarantine – Build, Explore, and LOL with Us!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2954	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous fun!

Do you like tomboys? Well, on our server, we have the coolest tomboys around! They’ll show you how to mine diamonds like a boss while still rocking that badass tomboy style. Who needs to be girly when you can be a total badass on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s LOL together and have the time of our lives on this EPIC Minecraft server!

Death by LiarCraft

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Can See Death, Dark, death, Deception, Fiction, final chapter, Liar, LiarCraft, mind games, Mostly, Mystery, plot twist, Psychological, Satsuki, Secrets, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending, Yes actually

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	208
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Villages Defended:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where the final chapter of your gaming journey awaits… well, mostly.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they still explode).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s building a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks just to show off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex. Come boogie down with the coolest mobs in town and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the final chapter… well, mostly. 😉

FindlayCraft: Where Ohioans Unite in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	9242
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Located in the mystical land of Findlay, Ohio, this server is where all the coolest players hang out.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server has unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds for you to collect. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden diamond castle, where you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Derpy Diamond Mine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4447	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	706379	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on every block to make them extra sparkly. – We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant disco party where you battle it out while dancing to sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and breathe fire on any creepers that come near. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

MemeCraft – LOLz Galore! Join the Fun Now!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fun, Fuura Yuri, Galore, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Join, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Lia Ashelia, lolz, Memecraft, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4776	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to play with Phase Connect Links and their epic adventures. Explore the world with Lia and Utatane Nasa, build incredible structures with Hakushika Iori, and battle mobs with Fujikura Uruka. But watch out for Shisui Michiru, who’s known for her mischievous pranks!

And that’s not all! Dive into the craziness with Tenma Maemi and Pipkin Pippa, who will keep you laughing with their antics. But be careful around Kaneko Lumi and Fuura Yuri, they might just blow your mind with their building skills!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of surviving with Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi, or join forces with Ember Amane to conquer the toughest dungeons. But beware of Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi, they’re known for their ruthless PvP skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community out there! Who knows, you might even run into Runie Ruse and Eimi Isami on your adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!