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Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	304
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!

Pixel Fantasy Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2D girls, 3DPD, Anime, attractive, cope, desire, Disgusting, FANTASY, fetish, handholding, hentai, Intimacy, Kissing, Manga, multiple sexual partners, perverted, PIXEL, real woman, Realms, relationships, sex, snuggling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2

This server is like a 3DPD-free zone, where you can escape the horrors of real women and dive into a world of pixelated perfection. Join us for a chance to experience virtual love and affection without the risk of being rejected by a real person. Embrace the beauty of 2D girls and indulge in all the perverted activities you can imagine, no judgment here! Say goodbye to the struggles of finding a real girlfriend and hello to a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Join now and let the pixelated love begin!