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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1137 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?