prostate diet – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PutinOuttaOffice Minecraft SMP

authoritarian rule, authoritarianism, consequences, Dictatorship, global impact, Government, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, political turmoil, Politics, power struggle, PROTESTS, putin, PutinOuttaOffice, regime change, resistance, russia, smp, Succession, uncertainty, Unrest, world leaders

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, if Putin gets removed from office against his will, all the mobs in the game will turn into Russian spies and try to take over the server! It’s like a real-life conspiracy theory but in Minecraft, how epic is that?! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special pet llama named Vlad who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your base. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and madness that goes down on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness and memes! So come join us and let’s overthrow Putin together…in Minecraft, of course! LOL 😂🤪🦙🇷🇺 #MinecraftConspiracy #PutinPetLlama #SMPShenanigans

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BlockyLifeWTF

Absurd, bewildered, bewildering, bewilderingly, BIZARRE, BlockyLifeWTF, Life, Shocking.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

Have you ever found yourself in a Minecraft server where pigs ride on flying llamas, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers break out into synchronized dance routines? Well, welcome to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking sheep who gives out fashion advice to a villager who insists he’s secretly a ninja.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you wondering how the hell you ended up here, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself asking, “Is this real life or just a really weird dream?”

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JetFuelWarsMC

Alliance, Conflict, Czechia, Defense, defense cooperation, eastern europe, Europe, fuel supply, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, jet fuel pipeline, JetFuelWarsMC, Military, military strategy, nato, nato allies, Poland, russia, SECURITY, War

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a jet fuel pipeline that goes all the way to Czechia and Poland in case we go to war with Russia! Y’all can fly around in your own fighter jets and battle it out in the skies while building your own epic bases on the ground. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold for you to find! So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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QueerCraft: Build Your Way to Happiness

“Youth, Bisexual, BUILD, Gay, Happiness, Identity, Lesbian, LGBQ, LGBTQ, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, QueerCraft, Questioning, social pressures, Students, suicidality, Support, teen girls, trend

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are rainbow and the creepers are fabulous! we have a secret potion that turns you into a sparkly unicorn with wings, so you can fly around and spread glitter everywhere.

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can build a castle made of rainbows and dance with talking animals. we have a rainbow disco party every night where you can show off your best dance moves and make friends with other players.

we also have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of magical unicorns from an evil witch who wants to turn them into regular horses. if you succeed, you will be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out glitter and confetti.

so come join our server and let your inner unicorn shine! remember, the more rainbows, the better! 🌈🦄✨

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Niyuki Network

Adventure, bedrock, Cross-Play, Economy, Fight, Geyser, grind, Minecraft, Niyuki Network, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Trade

An economy & survival server! Bedrock compatible (Geyser) 1.21.x. Join the adventure, trade, & thrive on our server. Fight, Grind, Survive!

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MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, BLOCK, BUILD, disabled, Friendly, gamemode, Hacks, HARD, Head Drops, home, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Semi Vanilla, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, world border

Melonsurvival Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21.4
Game Mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Features	Raiding & PVP friendly, Hard survival mode, No pay to win
Special Rules	No hacks, No griefing, Owners and Admins cannot raid
Commands	/sethome, /home, /rtp
World Border	100k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use hacks on the server?

A: No, hacks are not permitted on the server.

Q: Are griefing and raiding allowed?

A: Griefing and raiding are not allowed. Owners and Admins cannot raid.

Q: How many homes can I have?

A: Players have 2 homes by default.

Q: How far can I teleport from spawn using /rtp?

A: You can teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn using /rtp.

Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?

A: Phantoms are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: You can connect to the server using melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Q: What is the Bedrock port for the server?

A: The Bedrock port is 19132

Sister’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, BETRAYAL, dark past, domestic suspense, family drama, Family secrets, forgiveness, gripping tale, Jealousy, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, psychological suspense, psychological thriller, Realm, Redemption, Secrets, sibling rivalry, sisters, Suspense, the better sister, toxic relationships, Twisted

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like the cooler, hotter, more popular sister of all the other servers out there? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more epic builds than a Lego convention on steroids.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few pesky skeletons trying to ruin your day.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the coolest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe!

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MulchMates Minecraft Server

ah, BAG, connective tissue disorder, Conversation, disabled, dislocated, Employee, Garden Center, Help, house plant, knees, medical info, Minecraft, motorized scooter, mulch, MulchMates, noise canceling earbuds, Plants, Server, shoulders, texted, Walmart, Yelling

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even the plants at Walmart have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dealing with unexpected encounters, just like the OP at Walmart. Who knows, you might even run into a motorized scooter-driving player who needs help lifting virtual bags of mulch!

But beware, you might encounter some colorful characters who will yell at you for not helping them in the game. Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions while wearing your noise-canceling earbuds (in-game, of course).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a trip to Walmart, join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. See you in the virtual world!

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NoGifts4UngratefulKids

blended families, child support, Christmas presents, co parenting, communication breakdown, custody battles, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, estranged children, family conflict, family dynamics, financial obligations, financial responsibility, long distance parenting, NoGifts4UngratefulKids, parental alienation, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park!

Looking for a break from real-life family drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape to a world where the only demands are from creepers and skeletons! No need to drive an extra hour to pick up your kids here, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world.

Forget about child support, because on our server, the only currency you need is diamonds! And don’t worry about your ex including your daughter in conversations about your finances – here, the only thing we discuss is how to build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server, where the only tears shed are from laughter and the only anger comes from losing a PvP battle. It’s a virtual paradise where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind and just focus on crafting, building, and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun!

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QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

academic success, exam preparation, healthy habits, Illness, Minecraft, organization, prioritizing tasks, productivity, quiz preparation, QuizSickStudying, rest and recovery, self-care, sick days, smp, staying focused, staying motivated, Stress Management, study habits, study strategies, study tips, studying while sick, test-anxiety, Time management

Bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all wizards or something and they can make you fly on a pig while shooting rainbows out of your butt. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts diamonds. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game. I heard they even have a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure room, you can wish for anything you want and it will come true.

So like, forget about studying or being productive when you’re sick, bro. Just join this Minecraft SMP and let your mind be blown by all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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