prosaic – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DogWalkDrama

Bath, Communication, confusion, Couples counseling, Dinner, dog, dog walk, DogWalkDrama, Gaslighting, hurtful, husband, Insight, manipulative, marriage counseling, minor surgery, Movie, peanut butter, relationship, Toy, video game, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any gaslighting or manipulation!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on crafting epic structures and battling mobs. No need to worry about hurtful comments or rocky relationships here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs couples counseling when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the drama at the door!

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CelebCrushCraft

Alluring, appealing, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Captivating, CelebCrushCraft, Celebrity, charming, Enchanting, eye-catching, FAMOUS, Glamorous, good looking, Gorgeous, handsome, hot, Irresistible, Sexy, STRIKING, Stunning

Which celebrity is 10/10 attractive? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll find out that our pixelated pig named Bacon is the ultimate heartthrob of the virtual world! With his perfectly square snout and mesmerizing oinks, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber himself once logged on just to catch a glimpse of Bacon in all his blocky glory. So come join us and see why this server is where all the cool kids and celebrity pigs hang out!

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BlockyRubles Minecraft Server

BlockyRubles, currency trading, dollar trade, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic stability, euro trade, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international trade, main bourse, market volatility, Minecraft, monetary policy, political relations, russia, Server, trade agreements, trade restrictions, US sanctions

so, like, you know how russia is all like “oh no, sanctions from the US, what do we do?” well, they decided to be all like “we ain’t trading in dollars or euros no more, we gonna do our own thing!” and now they got this crazy idea to only trade in rubles on their main bourse. like, what even is a bourse? sounds fancy. anyway, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t trade in rubles or any other currency, we trade in diamonds and emeralds, baby! come build your own russian empire in our world and show those US sanctions who’s boss! plus, we got llamas. lots and lots of llamas. ain’t no drama llama gonna bring us down! so come join us and let’s have a blast!

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SpicyCraft: Danish Ramen Revolt

Asian cuisine, chili peppers, consumer alert, culinary warning, Danish, denmark, food recall, food regulations, Food Safety, foreign cuisine, global trade, heat level, international news, Korean ramen, ramen, ramen noodles, Recalls, revolt, Samyang, south korea, spicy food, spicy noodles, SpicyCraft, Too Spicy

are you tired of boring old ramen that tastes like cardboard? come join our minecraft server where the ramen is so spicy, denmark had to recall it! imagine building your virtual world while sweating buckets from the heat of our korean ramen. it’s like a spicy challenge for your taste buds and your minecraft skills. plus, rumor has it that if you survive eating the ramen, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and spice up your minecraft experience like never before!

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PixelCasting: ChooseYourStars

Actors, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Casting, CGI, ChooseYourStars, creative control, deep fakes, digital manipulation, Entertainment, film industry, Future, Hollywood, innovation, machine learning, Movie, PixelCasting, Special effects, talent selection, Technology, virtual reality, visual effects

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can choose what actors you want in a movie. like, you want keanu reeves as the lead and danny devito as the villain? DONE.

we got the craziest mods that let you create your own blockbuster films right in minecraft. you can have nicholas cage fighting a dragon while morgan freeman narrates the whole thing.

join our server and let your wildest movie dreams come true. who needs hollywood when you have minecraft? come join the madness now!

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Pioneer SMP (Rebirth)

1.20.4, alliances, building, Community, custom paintings, Discord, Factions, Fun, Groups, MARK, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, Peace, Pioneer SMP, Play, Plugins, REBIRTH, Server, Sit, smp, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War, world

Welcome to the Pioneer SMP !

– Rebirthing the Pioneer SMP, same server and world.– 1.20.4– Join a vast community of different teams, factions, and alliances– Vanilla-based with just a few plugins (sit and custom paintings) and more.– Play how you want to play

Make your mark on the Pioneer

https://discord.gg/kFJJRyeh4V

50.20.206.54:25596

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7Habitat Minecraft Server

7Habitat, billion yen, buyback program, company performance, corporate strategy, financial news, Investment, Market reaction, market response, Minecraft, profit, Server, shareholder value, stock buyback, stock buyback announcement, stock buyback effect, stock buyback impact, stock buyback impact on market, stock buyback impact on shareholders, stock buyback news, stock market, stock performance, stock price

Join our Minecraft server where we spend billions of yen on virtual stock buybacks that barely make a difference! Watch as our economy fluctuates wildly and experience the thrill of virtual financial instability like never before. Who needs stable markets when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of economic madness!

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WaniCraft – Innovation Station Minecraft Server

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, assets, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Guide, GVH, I Wani Hug That Gator, Incredible Innovations, innovation, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Modding Guide, Mods, Previous thread, Server, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Station, thread archives, wani, WaniCraft, Wednesday

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (safely, of course)! Our Snoot Game server is full of wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have an exclusive soundtrack that will have you grooving while you mine and build. And don’t even get us started on our low poly models – they’re so cool, you’ll think you’re playing in a whole new dimension! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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BlockyParentingGoneWrong

BlockyParentingGoneWrong, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, discipline techniques, family conflict, family dynamics, family visits, generational differences, gentle parenting, house rules, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server where gentle parenting is the law of the land? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of no discipline, no rules, and no consequences!

Imagine a world where kids can draw on walls, destroy gardens, and torment animals with no repercussions. It’s a gentle parenting paradise!

But beware, if you dare suggest a hint of discipline, you may find yourself kicked out faster than you can say “gentle parenting scam”. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where chaos reigns and feelings are the only law!

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CraftyBudzMC

Alternative Medicine, anxiety relief, calming, Cannabis, CBD, CraftyBudzMC, health, HEMP, holistic, Marijuana, natural remedy, non-alcoholic beer, non-intoxicating, non-psychoactive, organic, pain management, Plant-Based, Relaxation, stress relief, Therapeutic, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks strapped to their backs. we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you diamonds for cookies. our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less arguing about who left the toilet seat up.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?

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