Prophecy and Politics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7840
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2867	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2802
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ores Mined:	1055
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Votes:	2575
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6980
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.