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CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

Analysis, blocks, Britain, Brits, China, comparison, Competition, Development, economic power, Economy, Future, Global, growth, History, India, international relations, market, Potential, potential growth, progress, showdown, statistics, Trade

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4564	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

CraftyThreads LOLz

45, Anon, bann!ng, CraftyThreads, Further, lolz, long trail, Motivates, tags, Thread

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Crafty Commander in Chief

2028 President, Campaign, chief, Commander, controversy, Crafty, election, ex-con, Future, incarceration, Jail, Justice, leadership, LOSE, negro vote, Politics, racial relations, Redemption, Rehabilitation, run in 2028, sentence shortened, trump, Voting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3894	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, crime, DAUGHTER, Dearests, family, fucked up, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Imprisonment, incarceration, injustice, Justice, locked up, long trail, Loss, madness, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, murder, parental betrayal, Prison, Tragedy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, feelings, forgiveness, friendship, growth, Listening, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Miyu, Miyus, patience, relationships, resolution, Revenge, Server, Support, Trust, Ultimate, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	6570

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	553

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!