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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4976	Dragons Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	809691	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	554207	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	938
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	559

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	177
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.

Secede Texas Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	4165	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!