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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3508 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?