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Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Announcements, Arena, brawl decks, Cards, Decks, duskmourn, free codes, Gathering, general, KAITO, Leyline of Mutation, Magic, magic the gathering arena, MagicCon Las Vegas, Minecraft, mtgag, News, preorder, reminders, September 24, smp, Store, tq, useful links, Winter Duskmourn, Zimone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the leyline of mutation has caused chaos and hilarity to ensue! Preorder the Kaito, Zimone, and Winter duskmourn bundles to unlock special powers like turning into a chicken every time you jump.

We have five new brawl decks available in the store, but be warned, one of them is filled with explosive sheep that randomly detonate when you draw a card. Duskmourn is coming to the arena on September 24, so get ready to battle mutated creatures with tentacles for arms and laser eyes.

Join us at MagicCon Las Vegas on October 25-27, where we will have a live Minecraft SMP tournament with prizes like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your mutated creations and compete against other players in epic battles.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from riding mutant pigs into battle to building a fortress out of enchanted cake, then this is the place for you. So grab your sword, saddle up your mutated steed, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

MineCrafter’s Academic Awards Server

ACADEMIC, academic achievement, Awards, Balancing, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dance competition, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, family, father son bond, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, Guilt, Minecrafters, parenting, Prioritizing, relationships, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	6483	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing family events and virtual block-building adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.

Just like this dad trying to juggle his son’s dance competition and his daughter’s academic award ceremony, you’ll have to make tough decisions in our server. Will you prioritize mining for diamonds or exploring new biomes? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for favoring one activity over the other. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner breakdancer and show off your moves in our virtual dance battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll impress the virtual crowd and earn some in-game awards!

So come join us on our server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we promise not to make you choose between attending an award ceremony and a dance competition – unless it’s a virtual award ceremony for the best block builder, then all bets are off!

LaptopLustCraft

Assistance, blender, Boundaries, bragging, college, Communication, Expectations, finances, Generosity, Gifts, groceries, grown man, laptop, LaptopLustCraft, Purchases, relationship, self-sufficiency, Stingy, Storm, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1073
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

1.21.1, Antigrief, Auctions, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Jolt, Live Map, MCMMO, No Advertising, No Duping, no exploits, no glitches, No Griefing, No hacking, no hate speech, no slurs, no spam, No Toxicity, No X-ray, Player Warps, player-driven economy, resource mines, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6636	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3708	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!