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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4479 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!