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MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8391	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	7318
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Star Shards Collected:	112
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6260	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	92

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mines Excavated:	2718	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	169
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	1534
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Farms Harvested:	457
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!