PROHIBIDO – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates
American, Approval, Average, Beliefs, Bipartisan, blockparty, Democrat, extreme members, extremes, Ideology, loyalty, moderate members, moderates, opinion, Partisan, Perception, polarization, political party, Principles, REPUBLICAN, study, survey, Views
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Democrats and Republicans fighting it out like it’s a dang civil war! We got extreme members doin’ backflips and moderates just chillin’ in the corner like “wut is even happening?”
If you wanna see some real political drama unfold right before your eyes, dis is the place to be! Watch as extreme members build giant statues of their party leaders and moderates try to mediate like “guys, can’t we all just get along?”
Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie horde. Yeehaw, it’s gonna be a wild ride, y’all! So come on over and join the funniest political showdown in Minecraft history!

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Mods & Stuff SMP

#addons, Active, aircraft, Astronomy, Claims, Create, Discord, Economy, farmers delight, Immersive, Let’s Do, Melodies, Modded, Mods, Origins, Paintings, player, Qol, smp, spyglass, Stuff, Survival, Teams, tide, Whitelisted

Mods & Stuff SMP

Features
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes
Player ran economy
Teams
Claims
Active owners
100% survival
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server

Current Modpack:

A custom Create modpack with various mods and addons.

Server start date: 2/9/2025

Misc Mods:

Spyglass Astronomy
Tide
Immersive aircraft, paintings, and melodies
Origins

Join our Discord server here

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on the server.
Can I join with no prior modding experience?	Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for all players.
Are there any whitelist requirements?	Yes, the server is whitelisted and requires players to join the Discord server.
What is the current modpack?	The current modpack is a custom Create modpack with various mods and addons.

Laughing Void Minecraft 1.20.3
1.20.3, brave, broken heart, cold, comedy, coping with loss, dark humor, death, funny side, HEARTBREAK, humor, ironic, irony, LAUGHING, Life, Loneliness, Minecraft, Reserved, Save, sense of humor, Silence, Tragedy, Void
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter and tears! We promise outrageous adventures that will leave you questioning the meaning of life itself.
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while contemplating the futility of existence.
Laugh until you cry as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question reality.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to have your heart broken and your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible.
Join us now for a journey that will leave you with nothing but the cold, the silence, and the loneliness…and maybe a few diamonds along the way!

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CraftyTruthsMC
Boundaries, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, difficult conversations, emotional reactions, exclusion, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Honesty, honesty vs. diplomacy, loyalty, oversharing, personal boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, social gatherings, social media drama, truthfulness, uncomfortable situations
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy…unless you’re like Lily! Join us for a drama-free, filter-filled experience where you can be yourself without fear of oversharing or awkward moments. Our server is the perfect getaway from exhausting friends who can’t take a hint.
Embark on epic adventures with a group of players who value honesty and respect, and leave the drama at the door (or in Lily’s case, on social media). Build your dream world without worrying about someone making inappropriate jokes or bringing up embarrassing stories from the past.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be sure that your friends won’t exclude you for being too honest or lacking a filter. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ game of Minecraft without the unnecessary drama? Come join us and leave the oversharing at home!

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GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP
appreciation, Communication, DATING, Differences, emotions, experiences, Girlfriend, GirlfriendRevelations, Insights, Intimacy, learning, love, Minecraft, perceptions, Perspectives, relationships, Respect, revelations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding, Women
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a whole new world, man. You gotta join because the admins are like wizards or something, always casting crazy spells and making diamonds rain from the sky. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts for days.
But that’s not even the best part, bro. There’s this group of players who call themselves the Chicken Army, and they ride around on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. They’re like the protectors of the server, always making sure everyone is safe from creepers and zombies. And rumor has it, they can summon a dragon to fight for them in PvP battles. It’s insane, man.
Oh, and did I mention the weekly dance parties at the village square? Yeah, we all get together and bust out our best dance moves while the DJ plays sick beats. It’s like a rave, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine lurking in the shadows, watching over us all.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, wildest Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CraftyDeclineMC
Abandoned, bad ending, couldn’t finish, CraftyDeclineMC, Decline, decline in characters, decline in plot, decline in quality, decline in writing, DISAPPOINTING, Disappointment, frustrating, lost interest, lost momentum, ruined, Show, stopped watching, television, TV, unwatchable, wasted potential
Remember that one show that started off amazing but then went downhill faster than a pig on ice skates? Yeah, well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, but in a good way! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey from epic builds to chaotic battles with creepers that have learned how to do the Macarena. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away, just like you couldn’t look away from that train wreck of a show. So come on, hop on board and see just how far we can plummet into madness together!

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MineCraftUkraineCrafters
deputy PM, economic recovery, Economy, employment, employment opportunities, job creation, job growth, job market, labor force, labor shortage, Manpower, MineCraftUkraineCrafters, post-war recovery, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Reconstruction, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, workers, Workforce, workforce development
lol imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and they needed 4.5 million workers to help them recover from a creeper attack. like, the deputy PM is all like “we need more players to help us rebuild our village and mine for diamonds.” so if u wanna be a hero and save ukraine from total destruction, join this server and show off your epic building skills. plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting for u to explore. come join the fun and be part of the most epic post-war recovery mission in minecraft history!

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Warriors of Victory 1.20.5
1.20.5, Adversity, Battles, Challenges, Conflict, Defeat, determination, LOSE, Overcoming, perseverance, Possible.., resilience, strategy, success, triumph, Victory, War, Warriors, WIN
Yo, bro, have you ever wondered if you can totally suck at PvP but still dominate the server? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and experience the thrill of losing battles but winning the war like a boss!
We’ve got mobs that will make you question your existence, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning reality. But hey, who needs skills when you have sheer determination and a whole lot of luck, am I right?
So come on, join us on this wild ride where losing is winning and winning is…well, still winning. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now and embrace the madness!

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BestieBuildsOnly
Best Friend, BestieBuildsOnly, brother, ceiling plan, Communication, construction, counter productive, Decision making, future plans, Home decor, house projects, INPUT, interior design, involvement, opinion, relationship, renovation ideas, Renovations, sister, wasting time, wooden beams
Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.
Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
baffling language, bizarre language, common phrases, Communication, confusing statements, DRIVE, driveways, Expressions, IDIOMS, illogical expressions, language quirks, linguistic oddities, nonsensical language, nonsensical sayings, odd communication, park, parkways, perplexing phrases, perplexing talk, puzzling words, reddit, RedditSMP, strange idioms, strange sayings, weird phrases
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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