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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ores Mined:	4516	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	9862
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

afraid, AfraidToTryMC, breaking barriers, challenging yourself, confronting fears, conquering fears, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, living boldly, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, self improvement, smp, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, try new things, trying new experiences

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RegrettableCraft

avoiding regrets, Changing the past, Decision making, decision regret, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, RegrettableCraft, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom gained

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Votes:	1442	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

If you had joined our Minecraft server sooner, you would have never made the decision to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom in the first place! Join us now and embark on a wild adventure where you can travel back in time to undo all your regrettable decisions. From accidentally setting your house on fire to punching a creeper thinking it was a friendly pig, our server offers endless opportunities for hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So why wait? Join us today and rewrite your Minecraft history!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Creepercraft, crime, emergency response, fatal incident, Fatalities, Holon, Injuries, investigation, Israeli city, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, News, police response, Server, suspected attack, terror attack, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	5752
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness. like, imagine if the creepers were actually friendly and just wanted to give u hugs. that’s the kind of vibe we got goin’ on here.

we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and serve the best space juice you’ve ever tasted. trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you step foot in there.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty chill until you try to steal his gold. then he goes full-on beast mode and starts spitting out glitter bombs. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only move to the beat of dubstep music. it’s a real challenge to get past them, but totally worth it for the loot.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and see what kind of madness awaits you. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. oh, and maybe some snacks too, cuz you’re gonna be here for a while.

LebanonTicketOut

Citizens, Conflict, Crisis, Departure, Diplomatic, Embassy, emergency, evacuation, evacuation order, evacuation plan, international travel, lebanon, LebanonTicketOut, MIDDLE EAST, Safety, SECURITY, State Department, travel advisory, travel warning, Urgent, US

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Mines Excavated:	2635
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Votes:	7479

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!

We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).

We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).

So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!

CraftyLoveFlex

Adapt, Adaptability, bad times, changing circumstances, Communication, CraftyLoveFlex, emotional connection, Enjoy, flexibility, good times, growth, Happiness, love, Partnership, relationships, resilience, romantic relationships, Stability, study, variability, withstand

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers that r all the same? well do i have the server for u! this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a romantic relationship! u never know what’s gonna happen next!

join our server for a wild ride of ups and downs, twists and turns! one minute u could be building a beautiful castle with ur friends, the next u could be fighting off a horde of zombies together!

we believe in variability, not stability, just like in romantic relationships. who wants boring and predictable when u can have exciting and unpredictable?! join us and see where the adventure takes u!

so come on, join our server and let’s see if our relationship can withstand the bad and enjoy the good together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, but isn’t that what makes life fun?!