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Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

Code, code tags, collaboration, Compendium, configuration, CONTENT, Development, development community, engine, engine development, Game, game design, game development, general, Help, irc, Jams, problem description, programming, progress day, render bugs, smp, Troubleshooting, Wiki

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	526	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

FrenchWifeMCServer

court decision, court ruling, EU Court, european union, FEMINIST, French, FrenchWifeMCServer, gender equality, husband, legal precedent, legal rights, legal victory, marital rights, Marriage, marriage law, refused sex, relationship issues, sexual autonomy, sexual consent, wins appeal, WOMAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

Ceasefire, Commander, Conflict, Eliminated, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Politics, reappears, Regroup, RegroupGone, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, Truce, TruceCraft, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Crafty Language Land

cognition, cognitive processing, Communication, communication barriers, Crafty, Expression, filtered language, filtered thoughts, Interpretation, Land, Language, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistics, mental processes, Perception, Psychology, semantics, Syntax, Thoughts, Understanding, Words

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!

CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

“Youth, 2012, 2022, admissions, Adventure, children, concern, crazycraft, england, general acute medical wards, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, Hospitals, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health crisis, mental illness, public health, statistics, trends, young people

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

Eco Eden 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, Breed her, breeding fantasy, breeding kink, cuckold, curvy, Dominant, Eco, Eden, Encourage, Erotic, Hang, hotwife, impregnate, long tail, motivate, Naughty, Pump, saggy tits, taboo, Thick, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Towns Built:	9
Mines Excavated:	1104	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	149

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8881	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	3496
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	9445
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!