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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3352 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.