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SMP SexEd Minecraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Votes:	285	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2557	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Animals Bred:	139	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Animals Bred:	176

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Anarchic, Auto-mine, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, FunyMine, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5472
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	6167
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

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