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MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	162
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3463
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	6039
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Emeralds Found:	9925	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dimension Hops:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	195261

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.