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ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6712	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Players Killed by Monsters:	109	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	149	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	2669	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7020	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6132
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Votes:	2249
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Farms Harvested:	381
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2360	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1688	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.