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BrainwashedBusters Minecraft SMP

Blame, blame game, brainwashed, BrainwashedBusters, brainwashers, conditions, control, Decision making, defeated, Fractured, front man stooges, Golems, Gut, hate, head, Heart, Manipulation, Minecraft, Sentient, Shabbos, smp, society, stewards, tax cattle, weak populous

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	398832

Are you tired of blaming shabbos, golems, and incompetent front man stooges for all your problems? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies, where players trade in rare items and plot against the evil tax cattle stewards. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why waste your time blaming others when you can join our Minecraft SMP and take control of your own destiny? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind shabbos, golems, and those pesky front man stooges. Join now and let the madness begin!

PayYoOwnBills Minecraft Server

bills, Burnout, credit card bills, CREDIT SCORE, education, EMT certification, Generosity, household expenses, husband, late payment, law school, master’s degree, mental health, Minecraft, Mountain Bike, PayYoOwnBills, Server, ski passes, student loans, Therapy, unemployment, upskilling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3399
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of carrying your partner on your back like they’re a baby zombie pigman? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, just like the rollercoaster of emotions this player’s husband put them through. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a new job for your lazy partner who just won’t take the hint!

We offer a supportive community where you can vent about your frustrations and get some much-needed virtual therapy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new EMT certification waiting for you in one of our hidden dungeons!

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Just make sure to pay your bills on time, unlike some people we know… 😉

GenderBenderCraft

aita, alex, androgynous, Apologize.., Apology, DMs, Drama, emo night, eyeliner, friend group, games, GenderBenderCraft, groupchats, guyliner, intersex, josh, misunderstanding, music taste, new friends, Principle, trans girls

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ores Mined:	5690
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	3521	Star Shards Collected:	155
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender confusion is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride of mistaken identities and drama, just like the story of this player who got caught up in a gender mix-up at an emo night hangout.

Imagine the chaos of thinking someone is a girl, only to find out they’re actually a guy who just rocks the guyliner like nobody’s business. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like this player’s night of confusion and misunderstandings.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of not knowing who’s who and what’s what? Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold right before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where being yourself can lead to a whole lot of confusion and hilarity. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you on our gender-bending Minecraft server!

DisturbedSight Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, DisturbedSight, Disturbing, disturbing encounters, disturbing events, disturbing experiences, disturbing images, disturbing sights, disturbing situations, disturbing stories, eerie, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, Scary, Shocking.., smp, spine-chilling, Traumatizing, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

NoPJsNoProbs

body image, comfort, cultural norms, fear of exposure, health concerns, hygiene, modesty, NoPJsNoProbs, personal preference, privacy, reasons not to sleep naked, skin sensitivity, sleep disturbances, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, sleeping with a partner, sleepwear options, Temperature regulation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – especially when you’re running around in your birthday suit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.

So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.

UkraineCraft Server: No Incursions Allowed

Allowed, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border relations, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, geopolitical dynamics., incursion, Incursions, international relations, military cooperation, military office, military presence, peace negotiations, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	273

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE SETTING UP A MILITARY OFFICE IN RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND INCURSIONS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. BUILD YOUR ARMY OF BLOCKY SOLDIERS AND CONQUER THE LANDS LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. WHO NEEDS DIPLOMACY WHEN YOU CAN JUST SMASH BLOCKS TO VICTORY? COME JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE A BLAST!

KurskCraft: Lukashenko’s Plea for Peace

Belarus, call for peace, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military intervention, negotiations, ongoing conflict, Peace, peace talks, PLEA, political leaders, regional stability, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking pig named bob!

oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.

BdayCash4Gifts

BdayCash4Gifts, birthday celebration, birthday gift, birthday present, birthday surprise, budgeting, Financial Planning, Generosity, gift giving, Gift ideas, personal finance, planning ahead, saving money, special occasion, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

so, like, you know when you get money for your birthday, right? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can use that money to buy your friend a gift on THEIR birthday! how epic is that?! like, imagine logging on and surprising your friend with a diamond sword or a stack of obsidian. they’ll be like, “OMG, you’re the best friend ever!” and you’ll be like, “I know, right? I’m basically a minecraft gift-giving genius.” so, like, join this server and be the ultimate birthday buddy!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

anxiety, Appearance, BlockyBedroomBlunders, erection, gender differences, Intimacy, Men, mental health, partner, performance pressure, physical performance, relationships, self esteem, sexual confidence, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance anxiety, sexual performance issues, sexual satisfaction, study, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, u ever feel like u got performance anxiety in the bedroom? well guess what, turns out it aint just a guy thing! gals get it too! they stressin bout lookin good and makin their partner happy. and dudes? they freakin out about keepin it up, if ya know what i mean. but guess what? on our server, u aint gotta worry bout none of that! u can just relax, build some epic stuff, and have a blast with ur friends! come join us and leave all that stress behind!

Tails SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Roleplay Creative Minigames PVP Mods Adventure Skyblock Pixelmon Economy Towny Faction Vanilla Hardcore Bedwars Skywars Prison HCF, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!

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