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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2284
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 5113 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2866
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 271 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5127
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8688
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4302
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7730
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9166
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6043
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6481 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7310
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8479
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8254
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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