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LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!

advice, building, career, Confidence, employment, First Job, GIANT, interview anxiety, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview nerves, job interview tips, Job Search, Job Seeker, LazyCraft, members, nerves, Nervous, Potato, Preparation, PRETEND, Productive, productive member, society, society…but, Statues, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the real world and its boring job interviews? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about job interviews again, because here, the only interview you’ll have is with our friendly villagers who just want to trade with you! Plus, our server is so fun and addicting, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, ditch the real world and join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Long-term goals, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, political news, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine-US relations, upcoming meeting, US, Victory, victory plan, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

Assertiveness, communication etiquette, correcting name pronunciation, personal boundaries, PronounceMyNameOrElse, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-identity, social interactions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

17th, 17th century, addiction, Assumptions, brain studies, Brains, Century, chemistry, cocaine, Cocaine use, CraftyCocaine, discovery, drug use, Drugs, Europe, European, european history, Evidence, historical, History, Narcotics, neuroscience, research, Surprise

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

abandoning fans, BLOCK, ceremonious ritual, continuing love, Existence, fan loyalty, fan relationship, fan support, Fans, Graduation, GraduationCraft, love, online presence, point of graduation, Real Love, streaming, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VTuber graduation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

Aggie, Aus, chickens, choc, cytube, discord drama, English Speaking VTubers, Gundam Edition, koikatsu cards, koopa, Minecraft, nina, ref sheets, smp, tiermaker, twitch, Twitter Drama, vrt, VT, Vtubers, West, western vtubers, Wild, Wool, wvt

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!

BengaliThreadsMCServer

Bengali clothes, BengaliThreadsMCServer, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural wear, fashion, gift, Marginalized, partner’s mother, South Asian, white woman

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

digital identity, friendship, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Identity, internet relationships, lying.., NoNameNoShameMC, online communication, online friends, online friendships, online gaming, online gaming community, online gaming culture, online identity, online persona, online relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, real name, virtual friendships

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Votes:	9627
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai, Delhi, derailment, extremist, Followers, law enforcement, Mumbai, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, social media, Telegram, Terrorism, Terrorist, Threats, Trains, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1002	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!