Product Placement Minecraft Servers

Product Placement Minecraft Servers

  • Vidya Ads Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Ads Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9971
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 263 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (spoiler alert: they’ve got some killer moves). And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of musical chairs. So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP

    CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8057
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarketableSteveMinecraftSMP

    MarketableSteveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 375
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most marketable one out there! Our owner is basically a Minecraft influencer, with a merch line that includes diamond pickaxes and creeper plushies. Join our server and bask in the glory of being associated with such a marketable legend. Who needs diamonds when you can have clout, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a functioning roller coaster in the Nether. You’ll never be bored on this server, that’s for sure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most marketable Minecraft community in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own line of merchandise one day. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

    Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7996 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7358
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

    Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanillishCraft SMP

    VanillishCraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1655
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Villages Defended: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Animals Bred: 45
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

    IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

    Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

    vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Big Boobed Minecraft Server

    Big Boobed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2359
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Ores Mined: 8658

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

    Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1755
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 102
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

    But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

    So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • World of Amelia Minecraft

    World of Amelia Minecraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6658
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

    play.theworldofamelia.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teporochos Network

    Teporochos Network
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5548
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    [1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

    IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

    teporochosnetwork.com:25596

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

    Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1933
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Magic Items Found: 1721
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

    Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1478
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 145 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 100 Dayz SMP

    100 Dayz SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5834
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Mines Excavated: 1892

    New Minecraft Servers

    [ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

    Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

    Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

    With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

    Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

    hardcorezombiesurvival.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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