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BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	156
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Buildings Constructed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4164	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	7412	Dragon Eggs Found:	9671

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Animals Bred:	137	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.