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Day Off Minecraft Server

Biopics, communication skills, critical thinking, daily routine, Day, Decision making, delegation, Directing, documentaries, eliminating distractions, expanding subjects, food preparation, listening skills, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, productivity, sacred scriptures, self reflection, Server, talking to atheists, Time management

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like you’ve never experienced before.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds while battling evil zombie chickens, build epic castles while dodging exploding sheep, and explore mysterious dungeons filled with enchanted llamas. But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and sheep herding competitions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret society of llama whisperers who communicate with the mystical creatures through interpretive dance. Or maybe you’d prefer to join the anti-sheep rebellion and fight for the rights of all woolly creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden temple of the enchanted llama queen or unlock the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite power. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, body image, body positivity, body size, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, fat, fat shaming, Goblin, Goblins, height, Media influence, Mexicans, Minecraft, obesity, prejudice, racial profiling, short, smp, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, weight, weight stigma

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

The.Times.Of.Old

aerlune rpg, Aether, Biomes, biomes oh plenty, Bosses, Exploration, Gods, gouda cheese, lets do it mods, Magic, mana and artifice, Mods, PvE, RPG, rules, shake the earth, Simply Swords, Story, Survival, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	298	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Buildings Constructed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

WELCOME TO THE TIMES OF OLD

we are a rpg server with 20+ bosses , exploration and a pinch of story and of course so many biomes but were kind of new but were good as gouda cheese i swear and of course there’s all sorts of ways to survive from weapons from the gods to magic that could shake the earth as long as u follow rules ur cool if u want a bit more detail here’s a small list of mods,

mana and artifice simply swords biomes oh plenty oh the biomes well go alot of the lets do it mods and aerlune rpg and the aether.

hiro2468575764w5746.exaroton.me:28208

Exaggerated Food Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art style, anime culture, anime exaggeration, anime fandom, anime food, anime obsession, anime tropes, Culinary Creativity, cultural representation, exaggerated, Food, food aesthetics, food animation, food culture, food fantasy, food obsession, food presentation, Japanese cuisine, Minecraft, Server, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8145	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of watching anime characters chow down on giant bowls of ramen that are bigger than their heads? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally experience the same level of food exaggeration! Our virtual food items are so massive that your character will have to do a workout just to take a single bite. But hey, at least you won’t go hungry in the pixelated world!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic food quests, like hunting down a legendary burger that’s rumored to be the size of a mountain. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers survive solely on oversized cupcakes. Who knows what culinary adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world?

So come on, join us and feast your eyes (and your virtual stomach) on the most outrageous food creations you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, you might never look at a normal-sized sandwich the same way again!

Jelly Donut Minecraft SMP

#MoeChart, #Readme, chartanon, DeepL, donut, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, jelly, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we build pixel art of waifus and husbandos from our favorite visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even some spicy moments in the chat.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner weeb while also showing off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to bond over your love for Japanese visual novels while also creating epic structures that will make even the creepers jealous.

But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret hidden route in our server that leads to a forbidden visual novel with endings so shocking, they’ll make your diamond armor shiver. Will you dare to uncover the truth behind this mysterious tale?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. See you in the world of blocks and waifus!

TESFamilySMP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Bedwars Skywars SkyBlock OneBlock KitPvP Minigames Creative Faction Prison PvP Economy Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Towny Whitelisted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

A server where you can play Survival, Bedwars, Skywars, SkyBlock, OneBlock, KitPvP and more. Join now!

147.185.221.24:27120

Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, debate, DEFEND, dumb, DUMBEST, Ideology, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, perspective, Political, political analysis, Political discussion, political theory, political viewpoint, Politics, Position, Server, Stance, strong-willed, Stubborn, Viewpoint

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ores Mined:	8012	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

Archived, Collagebaker, ComfyUI Guide, diffusion, digital art software, Distilled Quants, FluxForge Guide, Free and Open Source, general, HunyuanVideoComfy, ldg, local ], local diffusion, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, neighbours, Prompt from Image, Samplers, Share Metadata, smp, Texting Neighbo(u)r, Training, Txt2Img Plugin, upscalers, Video Collagebaker

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We discuss Free and Open-Source Diffusion models like it’s a big deal edition of a reality TV show.

Join us as we navigate through the wild world of Metastable, SwarmUI, Forge, ComfyUI, and InvokeAI. We train like crazy with HunyuanVideoComfy and FluxForge, following guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We share metadata like it’s nobody’s business, generate prompts from images that will leave you questioning reality, and collaborate with our wild Neighbo(u)rs from /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /h/hdg, and more.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, come join us and text your Neighbo(u)r in /g/lmg. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

nohacks.org

Anarchy, bugs, Cheats, crystals, Doxxing, Duping, ELYTRA, gameplay, Lag Machines, minimal rules, Mods, personal information, PvP, Raw Experience, Respawn Anchors, Rockets, shaping experience, Survival, Totems, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	841
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to nohacks.org, a no-hack anarchy server where players shape the experience. With minimal rules, we focus on keeping interference to a minimum and allowing gameplay with as few restrictions as possible.

Key Features: – No Crystal PvP: Crystals are disabled, and respawn anchors/beds are non-explosive. – PvP Adjustments: Elytra is disabled in PvP, but gliding remains enabled. Rockets and Riptide tridents are disabled for 15 seconds after combat. – Totems: Totems have a cooldown for a more enjoyable PvP experience.

The Only Rules: – No hacks, cheats, or mods for an unfair advantage. – No exploiting bugs or duping. – No lag machines or overuse of server resources. – No doxxing or sharing personal information.

Join nohacks.org for a raw survival experience where you make the rules and shape the experience.

nohacks.org

SkyNet Balkans

[player based economy], BALKANS, Community, Competitions, Custom Addons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Minecraft, Moderators, parkour challenges, pvp tournaments, Rewards, SkyNet Balkans, Survival, Territory Protection, Trade, Treasure hunt, Unique Mobs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	143	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to SkyNet Balkan, the newest Minecraft survival server for fans of the classic game with modern additions! Our server is adapted to versions 1.20 and 1.21, providing players with the latest features and content of the Minecraft world.

Key features of SkyNet Balkans: Pure Survival Experience: The focus is on traditional survival mode, with the addition of quality plugins that enhance the experience without disrupting the core game.

Player Economy: Trade with other players, buy and sell resources through our player-based economy system. Create your own stores and grow your business.

Territory Protection: Secure your builds with a territory protection system and prevent griefers.

Events and Competitions: We regularly organize PvP tournaments, parkour challenges, treasure hunt events and many other activities for the community.

Friendly Community: SkyNet Balkan is a place for all Minecraft enthusiasts from the Balkans. Our team of moderators ensures a pleasant and safe atmosphere for all players.

Custom Addons: We have added unique elements to the game such as special enchants, unique mobs and rewards for the most active players.

mc.balkan-sky.net