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Procrastination²

Adventure, Community, Cooperative, Events, Minecraft, Procrastination²., Server, Spigot, spigot plugins, Staff, supportive environment, Survival, Unique Features, Updates

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7968
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join Procrastination², a brand-new Minecraft survival server enhanced with Spigot plugins! Be among the first to shape our friendly and active community. Experience exciting events, unique features, and a supportive environment that makes survival mode more thrilling. With regular updates and dedicated staff, there’s always something fresh to explore. Dive into Procrastination² today and start your adventure from the ground up!

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WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	216
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	799
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Votes:	7232

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	133
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	259
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Votes:	6426	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Emeralds Found:	3681
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2702	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!