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BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Votes:	1093	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	8647
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	738	Magic Items Found:	8583

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8768
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!