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Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

amusement, amusement park, amusement park attraction, amusement park entertainment, amusement park fun, amusement park ride, amusement ride, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, Fun, funny skates, giggles, humor, Laughter, Lollerskates, Lolli, Minecraft, roller coaster, roller skates, rollerblading, Server, silly skates, skates

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hololive, hololive dies, Humiliation, internet culture, Japanese idols, learn, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, POSTERS, posters humiliated, smp, social media, TOTAL, Total hololive Victory, Victory, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5586
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

The Goddess Tier Minecraft Server

breedable, Character, Character development, Creative, Divine, FANTASY, Goddess, Interest, Minecraft, Mythical, Natural, OC, original, Potential, Powerful, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tier, Unique, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)

Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #951

/mggg/ canon, ArzorX, Castle of Temptation, Fanza, Game Guides, games, general, girl, MGD Wiki, mggg, MGQ Wiki, MGQP Part 3, Minecraft, Monster, Monster Girl Games, monster girls, News, Paradox Part 3 Demo, patch guide, REBF collab, Resources, RIFT II, savefile, smp, Three Charms Lonesome Spirit, ToroToro Resistance, Translated trailer, Youmaen

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Magic Items Found:	8908	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	6452	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with monsters, quests, and dreams of epic proportions.

In this server, you’ll find yourself facing off against the Castle of Temptation, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. But beware, the Lonesome Spirit collab will have you questioning your sanity as you navigate through the treacherous world of MGQP Part 3.

But fear not, for we have translated everything you need to know to survive in this crazy world. From Youmaen to Shrift II 2.56, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to make it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to conquer the monsters, dreams, and quests that await you. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Nephelim server Minecraft

1.19.4, Cozy, Custom Mobs, Development, Friends, Game Mechanics, Items, Minecraft, Nephelim, new locations, optifine, resource pack, RPG, Sandbox, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Nephelim is a small, cozy RPG server for playing alone or playing with friends. The server has a lot of custom mobs, items, game mechanics and new locations. You have to study them from scratch, the content is revealed gradually. The innovations have the goal of making the game more like a cozy RPG sandbox. We recommend starting the game in the company of friends, so that everyone can find their own path of development in a complex and varied system of items and abilities.

Server version: 1.19.4The game requires a resource pack and Optifine installed

95.216.92.70:25921

America 2024 Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2024.., Actresses, actresses of the past, America, cameron diaz, Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip, Downfall, entertainment industry, Fame, halle berry, Hollywood, Hollywood stars, Kristin Kreuk, lindsay lohan, megan fox, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, scandal, Server, tabloid

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2024 and things have gotten absolutely bonkers! Imagine a world where Kristin Kreuk, Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan are all ruling the land with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. It’s like the 2000s all over again, but with a twist!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these iconic celebrities and take on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer new territories. Who knew that Hollywood stars had such mad Minecraft skills?

But be warned, things can get wild in this alternate reality. You never know when a giant Lindsay Lohan will come crashing through your base or when Megan Fox will challenge you to a PvP battle. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of insanity in a blocky world?

Pie Ad Girl Minecraft SMP

girl, Minecraft, Pie, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	11	New Chunks Explored:	161778
Ores Mined:	2314	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe, just maybe, fulfill your dreams of getting it on with the girl from the Pie ad. That’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of shenanigans and crazy adventures just waiting for you to dive in and explore.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, or maybe even discover a secret underground lair filled with mysterious treasures. And who knows, you might just run into that Pie ad girl along the way and finally make your dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this crazy world.