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AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	8352	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4400	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

addiction, all-time favorite, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, cant get enough, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, must see, never gets old, Obsession, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Farms Harvested:	456
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	188
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2921

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!