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Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

ADVENTRIX, Assemble, Crafty, Edition, Jailbirds, McCraftface, Novelites, pebbles, ruffians

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	180
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Unsatisfied Miners

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	960148
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	219
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

Archive, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, Gamers, Graduation, Guide, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, male vtubers, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Noctyx, pregposting, Thread, twitter, unite, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Dragon Eggs Found:	2544
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!