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Lignin Defense Craft

biotic stress, Craft, Defense, defense mechanism, defense-induced lignin accumulation, gene expression, genetic regulation, GhMYB3D5, growth, immune response, Lignin, lignin biosynthesis, lignin synthesis, Molecular biology, plant biology, Plant defense, plant defense mechanism, plant genetics, plant growth, Plant immunity, plant physiology, research, transcription factor

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

GoatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, survival multiplayer factions creative skyblock minigames economy roleplay pvp adventure towny pixelmon prison factions vanilla modded tekkit technic feed the beast hexxit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	96865
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

goatsmp.pufferfish.gg

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

accident prone, awkward fall, clumsy, clumsy moment, comedic fall, ddfag, DISASTROUS, disastrous fall, embarrassing fall, epic fail, Fail, Fall, funny fall, hilarious fall, Minecraft, painful fall, pratfall, PROTIP, public fall, Server, slip and fall, trip and fall, unforgettable fall, unfortunate fall

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5269	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crops Grown:	8695	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1860	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness bias, beauty privilege, beauty standards, beauty struggles, being attractive, body image, discrimination, double standards, Harassment, horrible experience, Jealousy, Minecraft, objectification, people, reddit, self esteem, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Stereotypes, unwanted attention

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

NightmareCraft

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling, Darkness, eerie, fear, ghostly encounter, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunted, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, nightmare fuel, NightmareCraft, Panic, sleepless night, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

active community, Adventure, apply, awesome builds, Build Competitions, Community, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Donations, Friendly, Gemtastic, Join, Land Claim, LuckyGem, Mature Community, nether tunnel highways, No Economy, no teleporting, player-built, responsive staff, Season, Server, smp, Staff Team, trusted community, Uhc, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5902	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	7188	Falling into the Void:	0

LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.